dir. David Yates by Dakota Drobnicki More like this movie is a crime! Hahaha GET IT?!?!? No, but seriously. My own experience with the Harry Potter franchise was a rocky road of sorts. First off, I never completed any of the books because I ain’t about that long book series life. However, I watched Sorcerer’s […]
Proud Mary
dir. Babak Najafi reviewed by Dakota Drobnicki There’s a minor editing mishap in this movie that is symbolic of how sloppily crafted it is. To kick the third act into high gear, Mary (Taraji P. Henson, who also serves as the film’s executive producer) drives off to reclaim Danny (Jahi Di’Allo Winston) from her ex-boyfriend […]
All The Money In The World
dir. Ridley Scott reviewed by Dakota Drobnicki Consider it a Christmas miracle that this film is even out there and available to see right now. If you haven’t been caught up with the behind-the-scenes drama regarding Ridley Scott’s newest thriller, maybe you remember its first trailer featuring Kevin Spacey as the oil tycoon Jean Paul […]
Ferdinand
dir. Carlos Saldanha reviewed by Dakota Drobnicki When The Force Awakens came out two years ago, 20th Century Fox dropped Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip as its only direct competition. It was just as vapid and terrible as the first three, but it made a decent chunk of change from overly protective families […]
Father Figures
dir. Lawrence Sher reviewed by Dakota Drobnicki Long story short: this movie is terrible, don’t go see it. For those of you who decided to continue reading, let’s get the plot summary out of the way first. Comedy superstars Ed Helms and Owen Wilson are twin brothers that don’t know who their dad is. Ed […]
Pitch Perfect 3
dir. Trish Sie reviewed by Dakota Drobnicki May I begin with how glad I am that Mike Myers seems to have given up on comedies? The soul-crushing anguish brought on by The Cat In The Hat and The Love Guru thankfully led to poor box office performance and Myers’ retreat into the shadows. He pops […]